Is this a good idea for a night in?

My gentleman friend will be coming over in half and hour and I'm planning on seducing him. I don't have time to go out and rent a DVD or buy any snacks so I'm just going to have to make do with what I have in my house. I have the Human Centipede and half a tin of Salt & Vinegar pringles. Will this suffice? Do I have a chance with him?